I was shocked to find that the local paper wanted over $100 to publish the obituary I wrote for my father, so I'm publishing a redacted version here instead. He outlived just about everyone who would have cared anyway, and died yesterday morning on the other side of the world:
Dr. XXXXXXX XXXXXX, PhD, 92. MFA City native, United States Navy Veteran, clinical psychologist, and lifelong champion of civil rights. He was preceded in death by parents XXXXXX and XXXXXX and brother XXXXXXX, and is survived by daughter MFA Mama and grandsons Big Child, Middle Child, and Little Child. In lieu of flowers please contribute to Alzheimer's research.