Have y'all seen Waiting?
You know that scene where the bitter, misanthropic old waitress is back in the kitchen trying to run food, and the incompetent manager is attempting to expo, and she loses her junk and screeches "GOD DAMMIIIIIIIIIT!!!"
That was totally me at work tonight. Beta Job is a brand-new restaurant that is part of a chain, and is having the expected bumps and hiccups that come with opening a new restaurant from the ground up. After getting spoiled by Eclecstasy's well-oiled machine and highly-trained staff of competent co-workers, I have VERY little patience for the bullshit that goes down at Beta Job on the regular, and since I am always THISCLOSE to quitting due to corporate bullshit-speak and pressure to upsell and use branded language (puke), it doesn't take much at all for me to go to The Bitter Place there.
Naturally, management loves it and has already offered me a promotion on this, the eve of my graduating from training (I said no, because fuck that, I want a part-time job waiting tables at Beta Job, not a freaking fast-track to middle-management McCareer).
To celebrate the end of following morons around for minimum wage, I brought home some delicious food and gluten-free hard cider, and gave myself indigestion.
And how are all of YOU?